i forget what 8 was for

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tupac:

Sharks of Meeru Island Resort

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nevver:

The Bacon

11 Obscure Regional Phrases We All Should Start Using

nevver:

  1. Stew the Dishrag
  2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch
  3. Vomiting One’s Toenails
  4. On the Carpet
  5. Sonofabitch Stew
  6. Democrat Hound
  7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight
  9. Buck Beer
  10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole
  11. Whoopity Scoot

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‘za:
-Pizza dough
-Lacy swiss
-Mozz
-Basil
-artichoke hearts
-Grandma’s pomadero/pompadore sauze
-Pepper jack
-Salami
-Pepperoni
-olive oil
-Salt

-preheat oven to 450°
-spread dat dough and shred dat mozzerella
-cover the dough with olive oil and spread the sauce
-chop basil
-add mozz and basil
-add some pepperoni
-cover with swiss
-add hearts & salami & pepper jack
-salt the crust

Bake dat junk for 20ish minutes.

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operationpipedreams:

Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to make me cry?

animationsmears:

“Deep, Deep Trouble” (1991) Bart Simpson squashed beneath the front door by his party guests…

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